So, today was the third driving lesson.As usual,instructor was late...way late..ish..he reached my house half an hour later and we headed to LSA. I drove again.Pretty cool.today we were supposed to "long gai" only cause there were lorry test in the litar so can't practice parking and slope thingy there.Okay, fine for me lar..Anyway, I was in luck..YUP! the lorry test ended early which means-> I GOT to practice my parking skills and slope thingy after all! XD Parking was all right I think way much better than my getting-up-the-slope skill.yea..WAY BETTER Im not sure what went wrong with me today cause practically I kept forgetting to pull down the hand brakes when I was starting to move forward. I was like * what the hell with this car today..can't move forward!!!then,suddenly ohya, forgotten to pull down the hand brake so,the slope thingy...1st shot-> din't pull the hand brakes hard enough...as a result it rolled slowly down the slope...kind of scary tho! 2nd shot-> almost successful to "chong" up the slope but alas! stupid clutch i stepped two times....as a result it rolled slowly down the slope.3rd shot->almost successful to "chong" up the slope but alas! stupid clutch i stepped two times....as a result it rolled slowly down the slope. 4th shot-> SUCCEeD!! LOL! a successful driver right? it was indeed a lovely day until the little white kancil MATI ENGINE and I swear it wasn't my fault. When i tried to restart the engine..all i heard was a "click" or was it a "clack"?Whatever sound it was, it was really scaring the hell out of me. I was like * omg! did I just spoiled the little kancil of my sifu's? Omg! Omg! Omg! then..there were all this instructors came to lent a hand to push the little kancil to a deserted part of the litar...[not that deserted only] then ...they discussed among themselves.I was the one who was standing way far from them...LOL! And that was when I know that the batteries of the car wasn't in contact with the conducting wires or sort of...which means the batteries were LOOSEN without any reason.Then, the instructors looked for nails to secure the wires and TADA! done... then,there was this old instructor..[not to be mean but his hair was entirely white so I assumed as that he is old...or maybe he decided to dye his hair to white or something then I don't know lar..] said this : "E ga hang Wan Ten dou tak lar." (try translating it to cantonese cause he was actually speaking in that language)Okay, off we go again..practising my parking and slope thingy.And finished! After driving lessons, I was sweating like a cow ,AS USUAL!!!!! don't know what's the problem with switching on the air conds during parking and slope thingy pracitice. and yea...today was kind of fun!!!!
Mua Instructor's 101 hilarious sentence:
♡ "Why you din't kena NS one?" [like how would I even know why I din't kena NS? funny]
♡ "My niece kena NS and she's a qin gam siu jie and she terpaksa go for NS.She cried for the whole week and turned into ham dan jiu yan" [i was like *oh? really? followed by giggles ]
♡ "Looked at the kancil infront of us (the instructor and the student are both malays and they were taking such a loooooonnnnnggggg time to park the car) They talk so long for what? lei tei!hoi they ho qi pak tou gam yong! sei mm sei?" [HA!~]
♡ "wah! there's lots of cow dang here (the parking lanes).Ho qi heong New Zealand gam yong." [speechless]
♡"You see! she ( a learner) saw the poles also wanna bang on it, really " fat gei mang"
♡"You see! She (another learner) saw the poles also wanna go near it, she really considered the poles as her best friend lar."
There's even funnier things that he said as he was talking non stop to me like everytime..but,at the moment,I can't recall the others.So,stop here lar..
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